var quotes = new Array;

quotes[0] = 'A COMPUTER was something on TV from a science fiction show...';

quotes[1] = 'A WINDOW was something you hated to clean...';

quotes[2] = 'RAM was the cousin of a goat....';

quotes[3] = 'MEG was the name of a girlfriend...';

quotes[4] = 'GIG was a job for the nights...';

quotes[5] = 'An APPLICATION was for employment...';

quotes[6] = 'A PROGRAM was a TV show...';

quotes[7] = 'A CURSOR used profanity...';

quotes[8] = 'A KEYBOARD was a piano...';

quotes[9] = 'MEMORY was something that you lost with age...';

quotes[10] = 'A CD was a bank account...';

quotes[11] = 'COMPRESS was something you did to the garbage not something you did to a file...';

quotes[12] = 'LOG ON was adding wood to the fire...';

quotes[13] = 'A HARD DRIVE was a long trip on the road...';

quotes[14] = 'A MOUSE PAD was where a mouse lived...';

quotes[15] = 'CUT was something you did with a knife...';

quotes[16] = 'PASTE was something you did with glue...';

quotes[17] = 'A WEB was a spider\'s home...';

quotes[18] = 'A VIRUS was the flu...';


var whichquote=Math.floor(Math.random()*(quotes.length))
document.write(quotes[whichquote])